Wallhooky® … A game played by one or more persons or overly talented pets. It's played by swinging a ring on a line--connected to an eye-ring in the ceiling or board above--to a hook on the wall or a flat surface.
Sir Wally Wallhooky® … A friend of Robin Hood's in Nottingham England during the 13th century and one of the ring game's first players.
WallNut … A person who can't get enough of playing Wallhooky®, such as Sir Wally Wallhooky.
WallFly … A general P.E.S.T ( P erson E ither
WallFlowers … People who watch a Wallhooky® game and do not play.
Off the Wall … Someone who makes vulgar or
WallEye … What one Wallhooky player gives another to indicate there may be "romance" in the air. (Note: Island Chicks & Island Dudes are particularly skilled at this type of look.)
Ring the Bull … A similar game played in English Taverns since the 12th Century, or also commonly called "Ring OF Bull" when Wallhooky® players sit around and B.S.
WallPucky (or "Wall-Puck-it!") … A word a player can use when frustrated or mad when women and children are about.
WallGreens … Special Island salad for Wallhooky® players.
WallDressing … goes on WallGreens or also commonly used to describe a particularly attractive Island Chick near the wall.
Wallet .. Where you keep your Wallhooky® score card (and Island Chick phone numbers.)
WallBoard … The area behind the hook. Also suitable for Wall Graffiti. Wallboards can be customized for your business!
WallGuard … Deodorant recommended for players who get a bit "ripe."
WallKnot … Technique used to tie the ring and eye-hook together. (Could also be what a WallFly PEST may get on his or her head upon stumbling.